jalexatsix:

you know when you fangirl so hard you just sit there flapping your arms squeaking at the computer screen and laughing like a mental hospital patient

(via marriagesorciere)

singergurl91:

(via lenw130)

(Source: heyimmatrickster, via i-believe-in-masatos-libido)

(Source: hellyeahdarrencriss, via i-believe-in-masatos-libido)

the-ryuchan:

invisibear:

jirugamesh:

I would be dead

If fangirling burned calories, it would cause massive health disorders across the entire planet.

Yeah. all of this. I would die. I’d need to have a constant IV on me pumping in FAT to live.

(Source: dance-mofo-dance)

Someone so unnecessarily sexy, fantastic, delicious, and or mind bogglingly gorgeous that fangirl ovaries simply explode from a single image of them.

These creatures of uncanny sex appeal have “blue steel” down, can shift the weight of their body in such a way that fangirls simply sway in their computer chairs, and evoke a force so powerful fangirls are literally brought to a keyboard smashing, ovary exploding, stupor that will leave them twitching on the floor.

WARNING: These individuals are highly dangerous as an inexperienced fangirl may run the high risk of ruining her favorite panties. Approach with the utmost caution.

see also: husbando

A husband in fangirl terms is generally referring to a character or actor that a fangirl is insanely attracted to and has claimed for life. 

Generally a fangirl may have many husbands. The duty of a fangirl wife is to collect anything and everything with their husband’s face on it and to score the internet for any quote or tidbit of information they can find. A fangirl wife generally will know twice as much about one of their husbands than any other man in her harem.

side note: many fangirls will make jokes about their husbands expressing their hidden sadness that the relationship is not real or will joke that their future children will in fact be the by product of her and her husband. DO NOT TEASE HER ABOUT THE FIRST JOKE AS IT WILL CAUSE HER TO BURST INTO UNCONTROLLABLE TEARS! DO NOT REFUTE THE SECOND JOKE AS IT WILL BREAK HER ALTERNATE REALITY BUBBLE AND AGAIN CAUSE HER TO BURST INTO UNCONTROLLABLE TEARS!